Lessons in Parenting

Lesson #1:

It is not a good idea to practice juggling with hard objects, while standing over your child.

Illustration:

This, while quite impressive to members of the opposite sex,

can result in this (referring to the red bump over her left eye):

The pink stuff on her shirt is from the popsicle we gave her to try to make her stop crying. Poor thing, having such a goofball of a dad.